smelly, oily, and alone. just one hair.
The Dingle Hair.
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
Putting Dean in Purgatory was the best decision this show ever made. God bless.
I’m Dean Smith, okay? Director of Sales and Marketing. I went to Stanford. My father’s name is Bob, my mother’s name is Ellen, and my sister’s name is Jo.
This made me laugh a lot
LMFAO IT’S BACK
↳ Castiel or
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
"I need you to maximise your visual memory."
Timmy is me
That moment you realize that people who start watching Sherlock now can finish The Reichenbach Fall and click “Next Episode.”