1. lesbianvenom:

    i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

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  2. virginitity:

    how i seduce men

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  5. 123jaclyn321:

    zurashisu:

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    thediamondthatlived:

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

    I don’t know. What?

    a condescending con descending.

    get out

    That was beautiful

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  6. chariczard:

    alittleworldofimagination:

    Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

    Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

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  7. muslimmafia:

    my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

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  8. keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

    keepmywhiskeyneat:

    TRUE STORY

    One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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  10. animaglacialis:

    itsa-me-amelie:

    verceri:

    verceri:

    sniperj0e:

    sniperj0e:

    ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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    imagine that howling at the moon

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    imagine

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    Truly a ferocious predator.

    And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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    the big wolves are his younger sisters

    oh my fucking god it got better

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  11. tardisexuality:

    do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

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  13. A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
    some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via a-thousand-words)
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  14. imaginefallout:

    IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

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